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The Embrace Lover’s Remote is a couples sex toy that can also be used independently as a panty vibrator. The stimulator can be used internally or externally and is fully waterproof. The vibrating remote doubles as a body massager, but is not waterproof, unfortunately.
The Lover’s Remote is made of body-safe silicone and has seven functions of pulsation, vibration, and escalation. Some complain that the vibrations are more buzzy than rumbly and the remote works up to 50 feet away.
The Embrace Lover’s Remote is two vibes in one. There is a bullet-shaped vibrator that’s meant to be inserted in the partner that’s being stimulated, and then there’s an external vibrator that also doubles as a remote.
The external vibrator can either be used to control the bullet vibrator or as external stimulation for the clitoris or other erogenous zones.
The remote is also ergonomically designed, so it fits nicely with your anatomy. Alternately, you can use both at the same time, if you’re lacking a partner, and have the bullet stimulate you internally while using the remote to stimulate you externally.
The biggest issue with the Lover’s Remote is the state of its vibrations. Instead of the vibrations being deep and rumbly they are buzzy, and this is true for both the bullet vibrator and the remote vibe.
One reviewer described it as feeling like a “quivering tampon.” No one wants their sex toy to feel like a quivering tampon. Another complaint is that the bullet doesn’t seem to hit the g-spot or any other hot spot.
The remote is also very inconsistent. It doesn’t always control the bullet when inserted and may require you to contort yourself into all sorts of odd positions to get it to work.
As an external vibrator, the remote has some potential, but the buzziness of the vibrators prevents it from being an ideal option.
Another problem is that the controls on the Embrace Lover’s Remote aren’t very intuitive. There is a user manual, but sex toysaren’t rocket science, so you should be able to figure out how to use them without much hassle and in a little bit of time.
Unfortunately, you’ll problem have to crack open the manual just to figure out how to get the Lovers Remote going.
Get satisfied by a classic. Crystal Jellies Ballsy Cock is a big, ultra-realistic dildo with eight flexible inches of insertable length enhanced with lots of stimulating veined texture.
It’s perfect for both vaginal and anal play, thanks to the very large base for safety, complete with balls to grip.
Not only that, the base has a good amount of suction so that you can stick your Ballsy Cock on almost any smooth flat surface for hands-free enjoyment; you could also use it with an O-ring type harness.
The flexible shaft is soft to feel and feels like a real man inside. The durable suction cup base is perfect for riders and makes the Ballsy Cock compatible with strap-on harnesses.
This Ballsy Cock with suction cup base is designed to be as penis-like as possible and hit all the right spots.
The dong is made from Doc Johnson’s patented Sil-A-Gel material for a realistic texture and safer sex play, as well.
You can’t go wrong with this dildo when you want something that’s a little different but still provides you with the realistic experience that you crave.
Always use a rubber compatible water-based lube with the Ballsy Cock to keep the material strong and long-lasting and able to enjoy for years to come.
I’ve had this dildo for over a year now, and I love it. I first heard of the Crystal Jellies Classic Cock while watching a video and after I saw it, I fell in love with it. It is the number one sex toy that I use now.
I will choose it over any of the other sex toys that I own. I love that this dildo is big, that it doesn’t require batteries, and that it doesn’t make noise. Some people can use this for anal, but I choose to use it for masturbation or mutual masturbation.
It does have a funky smell when it comes right out of the package that will not wash away, but it is easily ignored when you are using the dildo. I kind of like the smell and my boyfriend has never complained about i
Cleaning it is very high maintenance since it is a jelly type of material -- it easily picks up any hair and dust so you must clean it all the time, before and after use.
Jelly sex toys, while they feel great, are highly porous and often aren't recommended because it's so easy for bacteria to get trapped in the sex toy regardless of how well you clean it.
I would normally recommend this size of dildo to experienced toy users, but some beginners may like the size of this 10-Inch cock, and it may help them pick bigger sex toys in the future. I was a beginner to sex toys when I started using this one, and now I love all the jelly dildos that I have.
I practically had to beg my boyfriend to buy me this dildo. I never was into sex toys until I received this one. It feels so real and really gets me going.
I will either use this by myself, or with my boyfriend who loves to use it on me. I recommend the Crystal Jellies Classic 10-Inch Cock, even with its problems. It still is my favorite sex toy.
The Crystal Jellies Classic 8-Inch Dong is an excellent toy for solo play as well as fun with a partner. The dildo is made with an antibacterial jelly formula, but I wouldn't recommend sharing this dildo with anyone.
The Crystal Jellies Classic 8-Inch Dong is porous and will hold bacteria. I would not recommend this toy for anal play because it does not have a flared base. The jelly is squishy and comfortable, but not too soft, and it looks and feels very realistic.
This dildo is made out of jelly which is not phthalates free. It does have a strong smell that may bother some people, but it didn't bother me much.
This realistic dildo has veins which feel amazing. I have to say that this dildo feels as close to the real thing as a dildo could possibly feel. It's soft and a little squishy which adds to the pleasure.
The problem with Jelly is that it is also very porous, so no matter how well you clean it small bits of bacteria may be left behind. While it feels nice, it likely can't be used too many times without issue.
If it starts to change color or have an odor (outside of the initial new car smell) then you know it is time to rid yourself of this dildo.
This toy is realistic looking. The Crystal Jellies Classic's exact dimensions are seven 3/4-inches long and are five 1/4-inches around. The size was a bit intimidating at first, but it fit with no problem.
The jelly material makes for a realistic feel, which contributes to it feeling like the real thing. I would recommend this for beginners and advanced users.
This dildo is a little big for travel, but it does not make noise, so you could bring it with you depending on the situation.
I don't recommend using it anally because of the lack of a stopper and the porous nature of the jelly material.
